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<title><![CDATA[Casa da Mãe Claudia]]></title> 
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<description><![CDATA[Na verdade, quando eu comecei o blog eu não sabia qual o rumo ele ia ter ...então percebi que aqui seria o local para deixar todas aquelas piadas, textos interessantes e fotos legais, quase sempre com sentido de gozação e brincadeira ...o blog é o meu local de relaxamento ...por isso CASA DA MÃE CLAUDIA !]]></description> 
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Claudia Rocha Crusius)]]></title>
<link>http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-22_2012-01-28.html#2012_01-25_06_52_51-132153460-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<p><strong><font size="3"><font face="Arial" color="#000000"><strong><font face="Arial"><font color="#000000"><font size="7"><font color="#ffffff"><font size="6" color="#808000"><div><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><font face="Candara" size="7" color="#000080">O muro das                lamenta&ccedil;&otilde;es</font></span></div><div>&nbsp;</div><div>&nbsp;</div><div><font <a href="http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-22_2012-01-28.html#2012_01-25_06_52_51-132153460-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 08:52:51 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Claudia Rocha Crusius)]]></title>
<link>http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-22_2012-01-28.html#2012_01-24_08_36_43-132153460-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">Cuidado              ao comprar pela internet ATEN&Ccedil;&Atilde;O !!!<br />Isto n&atilde;o &eacute; uma              corrente!!!</span></strong> </font></p><p <a href="http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-22_2012-01-28.html#2012_01-24_08_36_43-132153460-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 10:36:43 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Claudia Rocha Crusius)]]></title>
<link>http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-15_2012-01-21.html#2012_01-20_19_54_17-132153460-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<p><font size="6" color="#800000"><span style="color: #ff9900; font-size: 24pt;"><strong>Essa &eacute;  curta e profunda...</strong></span></font><span><br /></span><font size="6" color="#800000"><span style="color: #ff9900; font-size: 24pt;"><strong>Quando  Deus criou os Maridos, Ele prometeu &agrave;s <a href="http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-15_2012-01-21.html#2012_01-20_19_54_17-132153460-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 21:54:17 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Claudia Rocha Crusius)]]></title>
<link>http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-15_2012-01-21.html#2012_01-20_19_51_57-132153460-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white;"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">Ex-pli-ca-di-nho !!!</span></span></strong><span> </span></div><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td style="padding: 0cm;" valign="top"><table <a href="http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-15_2012-01-21.html#2012_01-20_19_51_57-132153460-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 21:51:57 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Claudia Rocha Crusius)]]></title>
<link>http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-15_2012-01-21.html#2012_01-20_03_21_22-132153460-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;</p><div style="text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white;"><font size="5"><strong><span style="color: green;">Um homem estava jogando golfe, quando de repente se sentiu perdido...</span></strong></font></div><div style="text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% <a href="http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-15_2012-01-21.html#2012_01-20_03_21_22-132153460-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 05:21:22 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Claudia Rocha Crusius)]]></title>
<link>http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-15_2012-01-21.html#2012_01-20_03_12_56-132153460-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: large;">PROFUNDO ...<br /> </span><br /> <br /> &nbsp;<span style="font-size: medium;">Ontem, minha esposa e eu est&aacute;vamos sentados na sala, falando das<br /> muitas coisas da vida.<br /> Fal&aacute;vamos de viver ou morrer. Ent&atilde;o, eu lhe disse:<br /> <br /> -Nunca <a href="http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-15_2012-01-21.html#2012_01-20_03_12_56-132153460-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 05:12:56 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Claudia Rocha Crusius)]]></title>
<link>http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-15_2012-01-21.html#2012_01-20_02_46_04-132153460-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<div><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><font size="7">Modernidades</font></span></div><div>&nbsp;</div><p><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="4"><div><div><div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #002060;">Como n&oacute;s,&nbsp; os "Silver  Surfers" (pessoas mais velhas na Internet) sabemos, <a href="http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-15_2012-01-21.html#2012_01-20_02_46_04-132153460-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 04:46:04 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Humildes hermanos - Autor(Claudia Rocha Crusius)]]></title>
<link>http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-15_2012-01-21.html#2012_01-18_17_43_51-132153460-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<div><font face="Arial" size="4"><strong>Um argentino estava fazendo amor com a noiva.</strong></font></div><div><font face="Arial" size="4"><strong></strong></font>&nbsp;</div><div><font face="Arial" size="4"><strong>Num momento de excita&ccedil;&atilde;o ela&nbsp; gritou:</strong></font></div><div><font <a href="http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-15_2012-01-21.html#2012_01-18_17_43_51-132153460-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 19:43:51 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[História curtinha ... - Autor(Claudia Rocha Crusius)]]></title>
<link>http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-08_2012-01-14.html#2012_01-10_23_15_40-132153460-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;<font style="font-size: 16pt;" size="4">Isaura foi batizar a filhinha de  um ano e Frei Alberto come&ccedil;ou o interrogat&oacute;rio:</font><font style="font-size: 16pt;" size="4"><br /></font><font style="font-size: 16pt;" size="4">&nbsp;- Nome?</font><font style="font-size: 16pt;" size="4"><br <a href="http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-08_2012-01-14.html#2012_01-10_23_15_40-132153460-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 01:15:40 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Claudia Rocha Crusius)]]></title>
<link>http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-01_2012-01-07.html#2012_01-05_10_33_37-132153460-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<div style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="font-family: sans-serif; color: black;"><font size="4">Uma&nbsp; pesquisa&nbsp; mostrou que&nbsp; os homens usam em m&eacute;dia 1.500 palavras por dia,&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></span></strong></div><p><strong><span style="font-family: sans-serif;"><font size="4">enquanto <a href="http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-01_2012-01-07.html#2012_01-05_10_33_37-132153460-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 12:33:37 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Claudia Rocha Crusius)]]></title>
<link>http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-01_2012-01-07.html#2012_01-02_12_19_08-132153460-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<p><span style="text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; border-collapse: separate; font: medium Helvetica; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><font face="Tahoma" size="2"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 10pt;">Um Japon&ecirc;s tinha uma noiva chamada "Wendy", <a href="http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-01_2012-01-07.html#2012_01-02_12_19_08-132153460-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 14:19:08 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Claudia Rocha Crusius)]]></title>
<link>http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-01_2012-01-07.html#2012_01-02_12_15_52-132153460-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<p><strong>O ga&uacute;cho e a propaganda!!!<br /><br /><br />Um ga&uacute;cho abre uma filial de sua Loja de Pregos em Roma.<br /><br />Como a propaganda &eacute; a alma do neg&oacute;cio,<br />fez um outdoor com a figura de Cristo pregado &agrave; cruz e embaixo estava escrito:<br /> 'Pregos Garcia <a href="http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2012-01-01_2012-01-07.html#2012_01-02_12_15_52-132153460-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 14:15:52 -0200</pubDate>
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<link>http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2011-12-25_2011-12-31.html#2011_12-31_10_22_26-132153460-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<div><font size="5">Que d&oacute;, que d&oacute;, que d&oacute; ...<var></var><br /></font></div><p><font size="5"> </font></p><div style="font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; font-size: 14pt;"><div style="font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; font-size: 12pt;"><font size="5">&nbsp;</font></div><div <a href="http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2011-12-25_2011-12-31.html#2011_12-31_10_22_26-132153460-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 12:22:26 -0200</pubDate>
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<link>http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2011-12-25_2011-12-31.html#2011_12-31_10_14_05-132153460-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<p><font size="5">Sabedoria animal&nbsp;<br /><br />Numa mata, com uma chuva fina, uma perereca preparava-se para comer uma mosca, quando um macho, que observava a cena, disse:<br /><br />- Perereca, n&atilde;o coma j&aacute; a mosca! Espere que a abelha coma, depois tu comes a abelha.<br /><br />Ficar&aacute;s <a href="http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2011-12-25_2011-12-31.html#2011_12-31_10_14_05-132153460-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 12:14:05 -0200</pubDate>
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<link>http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2011-12-25_2011-12-31.html#2011_12-29_09_00_56-132153460-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<div lang="PT-BR"><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-size: <a href="http://claudia-crusius.zip.net/arch2011-12-25_2011-12-31.html#2011_12-29_09_00_56-132153460-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 11:00:56 -0200</pubDate>
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